your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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