Pandas Everywhere!!!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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