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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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