- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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