- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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