Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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White men's rights

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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