- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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