- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

I like the color potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Blake wilkeys hair style

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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