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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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