XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

President Donald Trump

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Rebecca Black's career.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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