- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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