Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats green and slimy? green slim

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is orange? an orange

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

haha Otarts was here

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops