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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Two planes walk into an office building

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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