Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Sex education in Texas.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Dyslexia ruels!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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