- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

child labor

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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