- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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