- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

You all have Aids

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

every knight i see an owl at window

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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