- Anti Joke

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.