What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Rebecca Black

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Thats what she said

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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David Cameron

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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