What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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