i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Jack Stevens

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Men's rights

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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