- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

* anti-punchline

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Charlie Sheen

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??