A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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You know whats funny Aids

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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