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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

HOLY SHIT!!!!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

c:

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

HOLY SHIT!!!!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."