- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

I have suicidal thoughts

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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