- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

I like touching my boobs

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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