a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

i dont fisish anythi

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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