Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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ur gey

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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