There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What the hell are you doing?

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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