- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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