Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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CAS

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