Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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i love to lick...

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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