- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A train poops its pants.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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