- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Ben Corbishley

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

School

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

If i open this door you can go trough it

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