what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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knock knock There's no door

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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He--Hey guys

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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