- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

my gramma died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A Sloth runs...

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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