Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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whats black and strange a paki

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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I like touching my boobs

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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