I like touching my boobs

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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