How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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where is the world?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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