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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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