It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

The Big Band Theory

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

No soap radio

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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