Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I am very humble.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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