your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

the game

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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