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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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