What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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