-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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