A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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