- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How's the weather? Good.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Where's the soap?

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