- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

A man buys a prius

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Women's rights.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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