- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

I am quite mature.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Are you a tree

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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