Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Dear crush, I want to drink you

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

womens rights

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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