- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Pickles are moist.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Are you a tree

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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