John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Asians.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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homosexuals are gay

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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feminism

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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