- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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