- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why can't jokes spit?

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

guest what i love pancakes

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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