So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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