- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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