How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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