What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Laugh

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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