Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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