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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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