- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What the hell are you doing?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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