What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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